In an unprecedented and unexpected move, Saul Cohen of Voodoo Samurai Productions has withdrawn VSP from the war. CiM speculates that the long, tiring hours of this war have prompted VSP to throw in the towel. Though most of the war was kept very confidential, both sides seemed to do significant damage to one another.
The statement is as follows:
"Because of Ben Storch's dispicable behavior, that being using (apparantly) hired thugs to physically attack and intimidate us, we have decided to resign from the war. Ben's actions were unprovoked and unexpected. While we were expecting a battle of wits, Ben decided it was a good idea to physically endanger us. We also suggest that CiM impose sanctions on CCP in order to stop future outbursts of stupidity."
Crazy Cracker Productions has claimed victory in the war, though most are skeptical of their proclamation, considering that neither side gained much from this. Crazy Cracker did not comment on this statement. When asked to comment, CCP's Ben Storch only gave us this statement:
"Piss off... I'm too fucking plastered right now. Get that dolphin. Here?"
It appears that another chapter in history has come to a close, as conditions begin to return to normal among the commonfolk.