Dear Public,
Up until now, there has been peace between the filming superpowers of Woodrow Wilson Senior High School. Before now, the three behemoths of the Wilson filming industry (Voodoo Samurai Productions, Cocaine in Motion and Crazy Cracker Productions) have generally stayed away from each other. But with the alliance of CCP and CiM, and now, the events which you have undoubtedly heard of already, times have changed. And yes, we will change with the times.
We all remember when Crazy Cracker Queerben released his "State of the Crazy Cracker Union." This statement was marred by slanderous remarks directed at VSP. Saul Cohen, acclaimed Voodoo Samurai director, fired back a rebuttal condeming actions of these no-good thugs. During the course of the day, Queerben made a public declaration of war in retaliation to VSP's letter.
VSP will not stand idly by while CCP feeds you, John Q. Public, this filth. We will stand tall before these miscreants and their followers who are destroying the very moral fabric which holds us, as peace-loving filmmakers and appreciators, together. VSP will continue to produce high quality films and show CCP who is boss. We will not fight a war of hate, but rather of beating. Severe beating.
D Co1
Actor/Musician/Special Effects Coordinator
Saul Cohen
Voodoo Shaman
Voodoo Samurai Productions