In light of the recent article posted at the Cocaine in Motion Online website (now located at the easy to remember address of cocaineinmotion.cjb.net) written by so-called "crazy cracker" Queerben Storch, I, as Co-Voodoo Shaman of Voodoo Samurai Productions, feel the need to write a formal rebuttal to Mr. Queerben's outrageous comments. As follows:
We at Voodoo Samurai Productions feel the need to make high-quality films with intellectual content. Aight? Just cuz you aint feelin' our flava dont mean yall can hate on the playa. We ballas, yall muthafuckas just chumps. Do not FUCK with us or we will FUCK YO ASS UP! HEAR ME CRACKAS? YALL GONNA GET YO ASSES FUCKED!! WE IS BADASs COLDBLOODED MUTHAFUCKAS AND WE GON FUCK YOU UP. WE WAS FUCKIN YOUNGS UP WHILE YOU WAS SUCKIN YO MOMS TITTYs.. And I FFUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT . WE BE HARDASS BANGAS and we will not HESITATE to get ALL UP IN YO GRILL.
Again, I would like to condemn, on behalf of the entire VSP team, the actions of Crazy Cracker Productions. We will not waver. We will not tire. We will not falter. We will not fail. To fuck yo' muthafuckin' crackhead asses the fuck up. May god continue to bless VSP.
Saul Cohen
Co-Voodoo Chairman
Voodoo Samurai Productions
October 9, 2001