Prelude To Innovations in Motion

A story co-created by DCohen1 (just Danny back then) and Petunia Lope (just Saul back then)

Trevoré Martinez was born on the small, desolate island in the Caribbean. His parents, poor war criminals, sent him away in a wicker basket in hopes that he could find a better life, at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. Trevoré, only 3 months old at the time, welcomed his new lifestyle (although recent studies have shown that babies are stupid, see the study.

On his descent to the deep, dark, ocean floor, Trevoré was suddenly jerked upward. He was caught in a fisherman's net. The fisherman, their names not wanted to be given out, first thought that Trevoré was a mutated southern Caulerpa that could cry and had no gills. Later, they discoverd, after him peeing on the fisherman, that he was actually a young child. They decided to name him T-bag, because Trevoré looks like a tiny T-Bag (see picture at left).

Two weeks later when the Fishermen returned to port in New York city, they brought T-bag to the Little Pimp Orphanage where he started his schooling in Reading, Writing, Diplomacy, and Pimpin'. Soon T-Bag became a very well know 3 year old pimp, pimping the girls at his nursery school. For his fourth birthday he recieved a yellow and purple zebra striped hat for pimpin'.