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Curtis

To truly understand T-Bag, you must first understand Curtis. Curtis is T-Bag's long-time friend and companion. The two have been together ever since their meeting on the set of a late 70's porno. Despite his many appearances with T-Bag, not much is known about this elusive character. Here is are of interesting facts about Curtis:

Though his origin baffles today's scientists, Curtis maintains he fell to Earth on a meteor about 15,000 years ago
Curtis has worked for the Japanese mafia and has been shot at least 17 times in most of his vital organs.
Curtis has been on the FBI's most wanted list for over 20 years
Curtis is an evil genious... He got a higher score than Eli on the SAT's
The FBI reports that Curtis has over 70 children living in America
Curtis lives in a giant glass dome somewhere in Antarctica

Curtis is not Hispanic