The following is a daily "quantity" post. The "quality" post this week is "Cohenspiracy Theory"
Trying to make a daily quantity post here. I failed to consume my entire box of Berry Burst Cheerios due to a lack of water. For some reason eating a lot of dry food I just can't do, I can fill up on dry food and still be hungry enough to eat a burrito at Chipotle because the texture on those is mixed enough. Perhaps with enough wheeling and dealing I can get one today. Currently I'm at 3 dollars, and I may be able to borrow some on credit or start a quick holdem game, but here at Mrs Anderson's room it's hard to find people willing to play.
No sucess
Me: "Anybody want a quick game of Texas Holdem"
Most direct way.
Anderson: "They don't want to play games, David, they want to work"
Calling me David? Why you son of a bitch.
"I really think they'd rather play a game"
Mama always said, 'Honesty is the best policy'.
"No, they want to work"
Fucking useless work for some bullshit extracirricular? I think not.
"It's not really a game anyway, it's a way of making money"
This was pretty stupid of me to say, because they start realizing they might lose money. I think nobody here right now is a real poker player.
"You want to work"
I do, eh? I don't feel like I do. Maybe you want to give me money for Chipotle.
"No, I really think I want to make money"
I think I know what I think I want.
"YOU WANT TO WORK"
Apparently I was wrong. Despite the fact that I want to work, I am just (we)blogging this shit right now.
FUCK!
My operation just got shut down. Bye.
More later? We'll see.
Posted by sw at March 8, 2004 03:13 PMhahaha... good blog. But one a day? As the blogs move to the archives, people will fail to see your ingenious premiere blog: the Cohenspiracy. Ah well, classics too must one day die.
Posted by: cobayoloco at March 8, 2004 05:51 PMyeah, I was a bit worried about that meself. I think I'll put a link to the quality post of the week in each quantity post.
Posted by: DHI at March 8, 2004 06:33 PMdude, great posts, I love them, I fucking love them!
Posted by: dcohen at March 8, 2004 09:41 PMdisco this is a quality post, i just got a chance to read your last 20 or whatever... they are all damn good. a spot on the index for you, sir
Posted by: sw at March 15, 2004 01:12 PM