March 02, 2005

The Time I Was Really High

Let me tell you about a time I was extremely high. I was lying on the couch reading Huckleberry Finn, and this voice kept saying the words on the page over and over again, each time they were repeated there was a greater sense of urgency in the tone, and it was louder. Scary shit. Then my mom was there with some food and I talked to her, but she dissappeared, and she never had been there. This was all high off of sickness. I had a 104.3 degree fever.

Posted by icejew at March 2, 2005 05:50 PM
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I don't get it, did you eat the food she brought?

Posted by: Jon Mandel at March 2, 2005 06:18 PM

No, it was hallucinated food. I didn't really feel like eating. Like I said, 104.3, dude.

Posted by: DHI at March 2, 2005 06:33 PM

did you just censor my comment about censorship

Posted by: farbs at March 2, 2005 08:10 PM

Yes sir. Yes sir I did. And this one too.

Posted by: DHI at March 2, 2005 09:15 PM

well. carry on then.

Posted by: farbs at March 2, 2005 09:19 PM

Wait, so you didn't get that prime toke?

Posted by: dcohen at March 2, 2005 11:07 PM

Toke o' bacteria.

Posted by: DHI at March 3, 2005 12:32 AM

You ever get that thing where every sound you hear is echoed in your head really loudly? It sounds kind of like this.

Posted by: Cortez at March 4, 2005 06:11 AM

Mike Furir Mike 662

Posted by: Mike Furir 903 at March 28, 2006 12:06 AM

Mike Furir Mike 120

Posted by: Mike Furir 443 at March 28, 2006 12:07 AM

The Astros have been in even worse shape, using three starters with less than two years of major-league experience. Signing Clemens to go with right-hander Roy Oswalt and left-hander Andy Pettitte again gives them a legitimate Big Three once again. If Clemens, after several minor-league tuneups, proves anywhere near as good as he was last season, he will give the team precisely the lift it needs.

Posted by: abrahabrahaam at June 6, 2006 01:01 PM
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