Sumbitch!: Plan

October 09, 2005

Plan

Here is a plan for how to get a free sandwich, in picture form:

First you take over the world.

Then you use your political power to build an army.

Hire two guys from this army to intimidate a major press company into publishing articles about how giving away free sandwiches is good.

Then someone will give away free sandwiches.

You use your intilligence agency to find out when the free sandwich is being given away.

Then you hire your army to kill everyone else in line.
kill line.jpg
And then you are first in line to get the free sandwich.

Posted by icejew at October 9, 2005 04:35 AM

Comments

wouldn't all the killing and the political takeover make you really hungry that you give into purchasing a sandwich before getting a free one?

Posted by: dcohen at October 9, 2005 10:12 AM

Nah man you just use your standard meal plan until then.

Posted by: DHI at October 9, 2005 02:11 PM

lets use that shit

Posted by: sw at October 10, 2005 01:51 AM

That sandwich looks really bad. Find a better picture with yummier looking bread among other things.

Posted by: Lindsay at October 10, 2005 02:12 AM

The sandwich looks great. You, as a woman, are focused on aesthetics rather than delicious, delicious function. The bread in that sandwich is clearly the right kind, it holds it together without stealing the show. If you have "yummier looking bread" it will be too bread focused for a loaded sub.

Posted by: DHI at October 10, 2005 02:41 AM

I should really be able to think of more food things seeing as food is about half of what I think about.

Posted by: DHI at October 10, 2005 02:52 AM

That is to you, webmaster.

Posted by: DHi at October 10, 2005 04:03 AM

The Astros have been in even worse shape, using three starters with less than two years of major-league experience. Signing Clemens to go with right-hander Roy Oswalt and left-hander Andy Pettitte again gives them a legitimate Big Three once again. If Clemens, after several minor-league tuneups, proves anywhere near as good as he was last season, he will give the team precisely the lift it needs.

Posted by: agustagustee at June 6, 2006 09:09 AM