Sumbitch!

An idea for a smear campaign is to find a guy who smoked a lot of cigarettes, an upstanding Southern Man, and say that he is a "Chronic Smoker", putting emphasis on the first word to make it sound like he smoked marijuana, but ultimately this would fail because people who use the term chronic are more likely to support such drug use. Using it the other way around would of course not really work.

The idea of the diving board could be expanded to all sorts of diving, rather than just into pools, pools of chlorinated water to be specific. Diving boards could be placed on the Calvert Street Bridge and above dumpsters.

An adjective with a country or state (or region of city) name makes things sound cool:
Texas Toast
Chinese finger trap
Cleveland Steamer
All would be failures without the first words.

What if you switch them?
Texas finger trap
Cleveland toast
Chinese steamer
A Texas finger trap would be a chinese finger trap made out of netted barbed wire. It would hurt.
Cleveland toast would indeed be toast that was placed on a woman's chest and defecated upon.
Chinese steamer would be what, steamed dumplings? Or perhaps it would be the standard Cleveland Steamer but the feces would contain soy sauce.

Bush dies;
Who cries?