Sumbitch!: Pie v Cake

October 30, 2005

Pie v Cake

Here is a preliminary Jester thing (West tell me which other ones you want me to write if any besides the Jew one)
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pie v Cake - response ad.JPG

Here is the text I typed up - the idea is these are internal notes scrawled to each other by pie executives passing notes during a meeting:
Hey Doug tell your wife I said thanks.
Fuck you Bill, I'm waiting until your daughter's 18th.
Yeah but seriously check these ads out Doug - could be trouble?
Uh huh...yeah that's pretty strong
Should we try to skew younger to counter them?
We're already doing that with discontinuing plum
Yeah but is that enough? I was thinking we try to turn the four and twenty blackbirds into like a weed thing to pick up stoners...maybe sell the mini-pies as munchies...you know like "hey dude, it's four and twenty, let's get baked and have a pie"
Too risky - backlash could lose our core buyers
Middle America's not going to abandon pies, they're
(paper is ripped)
That was close man, Williams was about to catch us and make us read it out loud.
No dude I think we let them take the mainstream teen market their material is too strong
Come on man, what about American Pie?
They already turned that on us
Shit you're right
Nah man we go for our core market, and ride the 9-11 thing

Ok that is all that I had during the meeting, reading over it it is not very good that last part, but there is plenty of ways to take this and plenty of other sort of things to do (pie in face, pot pie, I dunno whatever) but most will not be used shit can be cut down.

Posted by icejew at October 30, 2005 04:51 PM

Comments

funny, but lame font.

change the font and it will be better.

Posted by: farbs at October 30, 2005 06:01 PM

Yeah for some reason that was the default font in paint and I was too lazy to change it except when it accidentally changed and then it would change back, my thinking being that that is not the final format.

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