November 03, 2005
Catholic Church And Rap Music
The Catholic Church is losing its popularity with the youth of today, on account of not connecting to them on a substantial level, which basically means it does not give them sex or alcohol or bad music or TV shows.
It is failing even more now because of the death of its very popular and universally respected leader, John Paul the II, which after the deaths of previously well-respected leaders such as Jesus around 33 AD and God around the middle of the 20th Century, was a blow that the church could barely take.
To revive its roots among the youth, the Catholic church should, instead of using the Bible, draw on popular figures to advance its goals.
The somewhat recently deceased ODB could be of great help in the campaign to prevent contraception, as his popular song, Shimmy Shimmy Ya, attests to the superiority of unprotected sex. Here is a sample poster:
the economist apparently doesn't know the difference between the RZA and the GZA, or between rapping and talking.
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