Sumbitch!

Shit, ya'll

So Thanksgiving Break. Three quick days to do a bunch of shit or something.

Thanksgiving was the first holiday to openly celebrate peace with Injuns.
This is before Injun-killing became a national sport.
A lot of people think that injun is a bad word because it is a racial slur, but what is a slur anyway? So that is out. Actually it is a word that avoids confusion. "Indian" can refer to Native Americans or to people from India, so people can get confused as to which one you are talking about if you say "Indian". BUT if you say "injun" or "Indian not injun" confusion is avoided.
Andrew motherfucking Jackson. Best hero of our country ever.
Fucking slavery. There used to be fucking slavery here.
Far out.
Dude.

Is that not weird?
It is weird.
I am taking a class on slavery next semester.
Yugoslavery.

My mom had a copy of Martha Stewart Living. She better not start doing that shit.
If Martha Stewart gets terminally sick in the hospital, the headline for the article should be "Martha Stewart Dying".
They should do that in the magazine too.

Shit is there anyway to do some Jester on that?
I dunno man.
I gotta start on that Jester shit now.
Someone's gonna make this shit work. We got a fucking dream team of guest writers.
But everybody's Larry Bird.

Man, sometimes I have trouble talking to people or just don't feel like doing that.
Social awkwardness will be my downfall.
Better a downfall than an uprising.
Niggaz get killed
in an uprising.

Jesus Christ man, every fucking Dallas loss, except Oakland, they outplayed the other team pretty much the whole game, and lose on something stupid.
I mean shit, if Dallas had beat Seattle or Denver, which they should have.
Those are big wins.

I guess Warshington has had similar luck.
Tampa Bay and shit.
Yeah.
Oakland.
Norv Fucking Turner.
Motherfucking.
Norv Motherfucking Turner.

Bible workshop.
Bible salesman.
Best selling book in the world.
Gonna get it on that cash money.
Business sense.
You all took econ, you know the fancy term.
Not me.
I didn't take econ.
Never will.
It would piss me off.
Yes it's useful.
But I don't know what's good for me.
All I know is fucking bible sells.
Gonna write a prequel.
"Before God created the heaven and the earth, there was nothing"
The end.
Gonna write a sequel.
This one could be about the Holy Ghost.
Part one was about God.
Part two was about Jesus.
And who says in a religion with a trinity there shouldn't be three books.
Three motherfuckers.
Three books.

If a countertrinity of evil
Satan ever decided to muster
He'd spawn a human son to fight Jesus
And he'd hire a Holy Ghostbuster

The syntax could work two ways.
On Holy Ghostbuster, that is.
Holy modifies ghost.
Really he is a (Holy Ghost) Buster
But it looks better.
It looks better with Ghostbuster as one word.
Because of the hit comedy.
Starring BIlly Murray.

If you went to some dumbass.
You could call anything poetry.
But it's not.

Posted by icejew at November 25, 2005 02:15 AM