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March 03, 2006

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I got a symmetrical spring break planned, going to Austin, Texas Monday-Wednesday rather than the last four days as I had planned but waited too long to reserve tickets - it turns out there's some big music festival that I would have been able to go to. Could have seen ya'll's fancy "Belle & Sebastian," except neither Belle nor Sebastian would have shown up, as apparently happened in the New York show according to these people I just talked to in the elevator.

But anyway, I decided it is time for me to get involved in making money off things.
Making money off things is the best way to get money.

First I am going to go into music production:

Bob Dylan has aged significantly, but has maintained one characteristic: his handless harmonica apparatus. As the record label manager I can threaten him and his family until he agrees to make an album called "Nothing Can Stop That Now" about dying, and make him insert Vader quotes into all his songs.

Then I am going to write a book.
My idea for a book is to write it from the perspective of a mentally disabled or unstable person, just like bestsellers like that book by Washington Irving's brother, and that book with the upside-down-dog on the cover. The twist would be, this book would also be really poorly written and ill-conceived, so as to better fit the illness.

Then I am going to make a movie.
Here is my idea for a movie: I will take a high-selling romantic comedy from 10 years ago and update it to modern times. I will get some actors that the kids love. Then I will make an annoucement to everyone who watched it that they are a waste of life. They will call me arrogant. I will say that, whatever, I mean the movie did suck and you did watch it. They will say "but I enjoyed it." I will reply that the fact that they enjoyed it proves that they are a bunch of bitches. They will agree, but say they are happy bitches. We will then consume massive quantities of peyote and get in an argument about what true happiness is, ending in our slaughter at the hands of Indians who are mad that we wasted their peyote.

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