PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
iamthenewflesh: they don't have any pabst
iamthenewflesh: oh wait
iamthenewflesh: it's pabst blue ribbon
iamthenewflesh: not just pabst
iamthenewflesh: i did the shirt
iamthenewflesh: crazy
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
audiac eclipse: wow
PieToaster: command her
audiac eclipse: wait
audiac eclipse: this isn't something that's gonna scare me
PieToaster: no
PieToaster: just type in tits or ass
audiac eclipse: i typed in tits
audiac eclipse: she didn't do shit
audiac eclipse: oh tight
CapsFanBen: that is fucking awesome
PieToaster: hah
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
WatzukeJD: oh shit!
PieToaster: make some demands
WatzukeJD: i did
WatzukeJD: bra?
WatzukeJD: damnit!
WatzukeJD: she put she shirt back on!
PieToaster: heh
WatzukeJD: man what the fuck!
WatzukeJD: i told her to get naked and now some body guard is blocking her
WatzukeJD: lame
PieToaster: word
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
OldShizer: sweet
PieToaster: command her
OldShizer: dude
OldShizer: this is dumb
OldShizer: i asked her to make me a margarita but she wouldn't do it
OldShizer: and then i told her to take off her shirt and she did it
PieToaster: say lose the top
PieToaster: oh
PieToaster: she did do it
PieToaster: all she has is beer
OldShizer: haha
OldShizer: thats what i figured
OldShizer: she won't blow me
PieToaster: heh
PieToaster: if you type in hummer
PieToaster: you get close
PieToaster: or dance
OldShizer: yeah
OldShizer: hah
OldShizer: she bent over
OldShizer: this is rediculous
PieToaster: courtesy of pheerboard
OldShizer: hummer
OldShizer: haha
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
spid36: what should I order
PieToaster: knee
PieToaster: shoes
PieToaster: tap
PieToaster: fight
spid36: haha
PieToaster: ass
spid36: hahaha
PieToaster: fake
spid36: this shit is great
spid36: this is awesome
spid36 signed off at 6:01:21 PM.
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
JDusty5: haha gross
JDusty5: she doesnt know hwo to do anything
PieToaster: what have you asked her to do?
JDusty5: make me a gin and tonic
JDusty5: give me a guiness
JDusty5: she did the take off your clothes thing though
JDusty5: all she knows how to do is bring me a beer and take off her shirt
PieToaster: pervert
JDusty5: hahaha
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
pooh browne: nice
pooh browne: wait how come it dont seem to work
pooh browne: hold on ill try again later
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
Ihavegodinacage is away at 6:00:54 PM.
Ihavegodinacage returned at 6:06:51 PM.
Ihavegodinacage: she is disrobing
Ihavegodinacage: this is quite amusing
PieToaster: what have you asked her to do
Ihavegodinacage: I have asked her to take off her shirt, pants, get me a beer, get on her knees, chug a beer, and bend over, and then a bunch of shit she hasn't done
Ihavegodinacage: nothing creative, really
Ihavegodinacage: I am really tired
Ihavegodinacage: she is not completing a lot of these
Ihavegodinacage: I told her to put butter on her feet and dance on the bar, but her feet remain unbuttered
Ihavegodinacage: I was hoping she would fall off
Ihavegodinacage: now she is weilding a lightsaber
Ihavegodinacage: but she still can't get me some food
(a couple hours later)
audiac eclipse: yo
audiac eclipse: hook me up with that bartender
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
audiac eclipse: what are some commands
PieToaster: kiss, fake, dance, rock out, pour beer on yourself, cowboy, shoes, hummer, pitcher
audiac eclipse: haha
audiac eclipse: tight
audiac eclipse: tight
audiac eclipse: dude this is so great
(Several days later)
spid36: hey ya wanna send me that link once more
PieToaster: hah sure
spid36: thanks
PieToaster: Virtual Bartender
PieToaster: thats what you were asking for right?
spid36: you bet
If Virtual Bartender is a little too un-PC for you, kill some time with Subservient Chicken.
Mustang candy cake.
Posted by jruss at November 12, 2004 02:17 PMHave her eat a banana.
"If Virtual Bartender is a little too un-PC for you"
Don't you mean
"If Virtual Bartender is a little TOO PC for you"
For goddsakes, you can't even see a bare nipple. Political correctness if you ask me.
Posted by: DHI at November 12, 2004 04:34 PMi have not laughed this hard in a while
VIRTUAL LAUGHTER
so you're this wasn't funny?
I can see why.
It's funny because some people just immediately started asking her to do sexual things already savvy of the male code whereas I just kept putting in drinks for her to get me. Who knew? The penis knew.
Where's my white russian.
Posted by: Lindsay at November 12, 2004 07:31 PMput in "ass", I think that's the most explicit you can get
Posted by: Lindsay at November 12, 2004 10:03 PMShe only serves beer.
A white russian is not made of beer.
naw that was authentic, i really liked this shit.
hey lets talk about lebowski more, these comments have reached the referencing threshhold, soon it will boil over and the references will spill forth
when did this become so pervasive?
Posted by: sw at November 13, 2004 05:31 PMyou ever notice how in lebowski different characters unwittingly pick up each other's speaking habits?
in the parlance of our times
special lady
also, after polito says, "i'm a brother seamus," is the dude's answer--"you mean like an irish monk?"--not the funniest words ever spoken?
Posted by: farbs at November 13, 2004 06:58 PMyeah that's one of the funniest aspects of the movie. the picking up lines thing.
Posted by: asdf at November 13, 2004 07:09 PMand lebowski quotes have been pervasive basically since the movie came out
Posted by: fdsafdsa at November 13, 2004 07:10 PM"you mean coitus?"
Posted by: JRuss at November 13, 2004 08:49 PMThe reason it's quoted so often is that there's never been another movie in which such a high percentage of the lines are quotable. Pick a random line from the script, and chances are it's a great quote.
To demonstrate this, I will open the script, scroll down, close my eyes, and see what I hit.
DUDE
White Russian, thanks. How's the
smut business, Jackie?
TREEHORN
I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in
publishing, entertainment, political
advocacy, and--
DUDE
Which one was Logjammin'?
See?
Excellent.
I ain't no smut, mmkay?
Posted by: Lindsay at November 14, 2004 12:42 AMa couple years ago i noticed a phone number on the side of walter's van, and called it. i forget exactly what happened but it was really weird.
Posted by: asdfsad at November 14, 2004 11:43 AMgood story. you should tell it again.
Posted by: farbs at November 14, 2004 01:54 PMthe first thing i asked her to make was a white russian. then I asked her for "justice for the working man." I got the same response.
try "strip," it's amusing.
Posted by: dizardo at November 15, 2004 01:00 PMyou guys hyped it up so much. when i tried it, i thought she was actually going to strip. what a rip-off.
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