PieToaster: what was that kickball with a bat game Mr. patty made up?
spid36: hmmm
spid36: lemme think
spid36: Batti Ball
spid36: no idea
PieToaster: you remember it right?
spid36: i remember playing it
spid36: I also remember him sitting up on this incredibly tall chair, and I hit the ball and it smacked him in the head
luasnehoc: patty ball?
PieToaster: what was that kickball with a bat game Mr. patty made up?
WatzukeJD: ohh fuck
WatzukeJD: uh
WatzukeJD: some ridiculous name
WatzukeJD: something ball
PieToaster: what was it called?
wingsofthedove17: shit
wingsofthedove17: i dont remember
wingsofthedove17: patty ball?
wingsofthedove17: i dont know
PieToaster: Smitty Ball!
wingsofthedove17: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
PieToaster: will
PieToaster: you went to deal right?
Merced 99: suplaya
Merced 99: yeah
PieToaster: what was that game Mr. Patty made up that was like kickball with a big red bat?
Merced 99: holy
Merced 99: shit
PieToaster: the name?
Merced 99: i can't remember
PieToaster: think you bastard
PieToaster: the name
PieToaster: or the girl dies . . .
PieToaster: are you fucking serious?
PieToaster: what's the name of the fucking game?
PieToaster: lives are at stake you selfish fuck
PieToaster: the name
PieToaster: of the game!??
Merced 99: i can't fucking remember!!!!
PieToaster: that's too fucking bad
(the next morning)
Merced 99: what's the name of it???
PieToaster: you wouldnt tell me
PieToaster: I don't know
Merced 99: i didn't and still don't know!!!
Merced 99: Patty Ball?
Merced 99: eli might remember
nebagakid: i have no idea
nebagakid: but that is funny
nebagakid: dudee, come and visit us
PieToaster: you remember the game right?
nebagakid: smitty ball
PieToaster: sweet
PieToaster: that its it
nebagakid: sweet
DCohen prevails triumphant once again... take that space coyote!
Posted by: dcohen at December 6, 2004 09:12 PMyeah and you got free pizza then next week if you kicked the ball into the basket when the bases were loaded.
Posted by: TheHerbephile at December 6, 2004 09:19 PMDude, not kicked, hit! It was baseball/kickball. And that game kicked ass. Or hit ass. Tapped ass. That game was awesome.
Posted by: DHI at December 6, 2004 09:23 PMi rememeber during the first week of class at deal when mr patty commanded dco to dye a pair of white shorts in goat's blood.
Posted by: sdfa at December 6, 2004 09:53 PMi was actually just describing Mr. Patty to people here. I told the "what did faat make a man do"? joke. well, really, it was more of a parable told by a messianic figure.
Posted by: dizardo at December 8, 2004 12:23 AMDizard, you're too drunk to retell the story correctly. It's actually:
"You know what TAUT made man do!??"
then it proceeds to set the tale on the H4 bus to Mt. Pleasent, and describe the "poopinthebutt".
And then there's the implied climax.
Posted by: JRuss at December 8, 2004 12:25 AMhe TAUT he passed gas
Posted by: farbs at December 8, 2004 02:51 AMnah man, it goes like this...
"son, dat is the incorrect answer to the question"
"well, I thought..."
"you taut? you TAUT?"
"yeah, I-"
"you know what TAUT made a man do?"
"...no?"
"made him pass gas."
what happened to that rappin' rapscallion anyway?
Posted by: dizardo at December 8, 2004 09:22 AMThe thing is that he TAUT he pass gas, but in all actuality . . .
Posted by: JRuss at December 8, 2004 12:35 PMi merely recite the way he told it in my class, but the man is known for his ever-changing delivery
Posted by: sw at December 8, 2004 01:17 PMWhat's the status on that footage? Fucked? Can't export? Can't import?
A lot of that Deal footage is golden.
By the time he got to my grade, his favorite stories were about how a certain kid named Foss was going to jail. Here's one I remember.
"Foss, how many times you walk in here late, son?"
"...hey nah mr patty I..."
"When you do not graduate, when you are robbin people for a living, your same habit will continue. You will come to rob da bank, you will come LATE. Da police will already be dere, Foss!"
"...hey nah mr patty..."
"The police will be at de bank already - you will go to jail, son! You do not wish to go to jail. I had friend, he was a football player, a tight end. He went to jail. When he came out, his position had changed - he was now a wide reciever!"
"...nah but..."
Do you understand me, son? From tight end to wide receiver! Hahaha...
You probably had to be in that class, but his encounters with this oft-belated Foss were legendary back in the day. I'm pretty sure he didn't graduate.
Posted by: DHI at December 8, 2004 05:41 PMI don't know why I brought that up, nobody here will remember it. Even Chuck and Frost were not in that class.
But as long as I already mentioned it "Do you understand me.... wide receiver! hahaha..." should all be in quotation marks.
Posted by: DHI at December 8, 2004 05:45 PMthat is priceless...mr. patty meant that Foss would be on the "receiving" end of nonconsensual anal sex.
Posted by: farbs at December 8, 2004 06:15 PMExemplary literary analysis, Mr. Goldfarb.
Posted by: DHI at December 8, 2004 07:09 PMHe also repeatedly told the story of the kid who went swimming in the ocean and lost his sack to a (flying)shark.
Its all in the presentation, the accent, inflection, the constant little dance, the sweatpants, he's quite a character.
Posted by: JRuss at December 8, 2004 07:26 PMi still have all of the footage. some of it is mildly edited in 'preview quality' - it is still watchable for memories' sake--- it was the first thing i edited, i am pretty sure- either that or puya, but we could find out just by watching them.
either way, my lack of experience was what did that footage in. never edited in preview mode again.
but yeah, i could never export, it was way out of sync and got all fucked up. but if we found ourselves bored over the summer we could always edit it back together again, but it will never be quite the same, like those camera shops that offer "photo reconstruction."
how do you hold on to tape for long periods of time like that? fire proof box?
Posted by: sw at December 8, 2004 09:01 PMFUCK MAN!...Can you believe that shit about Darrell Abbott. That is fucked up, I stand by my claim that Ohio is the most worthless piece of shit state that should have never existed.
Posted by: GRB at December 9, 2004 09:41 AMmr. patty was a visionary who can not be explained sufficiently to anyone in ohio. i do not attempt because this is what it would look like:
ohioan says funny story about gym teacher
me: "I had a gym teacher from Trinidad and Tobago."
ohioan: "How could he be from two places at once?"
me: "nevermind."
Posted by: dizardo at December 9, 2004 06:30 PMmore importantly, how CAN you be from places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
Posted by: farbs at December 9, 2004 07:35 PMtwo places, i mean.
Posted by: farbs at December 9, 2004 08:07 PMDizard, you went to Deal?
Posted by: DHI at December 9, 2004 08:08 PMhe said i was the kid who got his balls bitten off by the shark, but i guess that probably changed from class to class
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