The JRussell summer zine begins production today. It will be a shitty cut and paste, half-size zine I plan on giving out for free. Tentalively titled Nixon in '96 Zine or something having to do with the WHISKEY GANG!. It's going to be a "scene" zine because that's the kind of crowd that's down with looking a shitty publications that people put out for free when they're not talented enough to be a in a band. So there will be show photos, maybe some interviews, hopefully a handful of different peoples' Top 5's, and some general rants. If any of you fuckers want to have anything in this shitty zine, just let me. So wittle down something like Top 5 albums you've been rocking lately, or be a dick and make up yr own top five categories, but I'm trying to have it done by Saturday, which probably won't happen, but if you guys want anything, lemme know.
There are four holes in my mouth. I can not feel my lips. I can stretch them and chew on them as if they were stubborn tofu that wasn't connected to my senseless face. I stick a forkul of fettucini with marinara in my mouth and the food falls out of the cave of my mouth followed by drool. I feel helpless with drool and the tears of useless old man form. Having not eaten for a day for the IV, I am hungry, tired, and restless. The only food I've been able to consume is two cans of Diet 7-11 and a melted cup of Italian Ice served by tilting my head backwards and poaring said food items down in to my mouth. With no control of my lips, my mouth can not form a funnel at all so the food drips all over my face. The only thing that keeps me cool is my Madlib 2xLP and the painkillers they gave me which aren't vicodin, rather something that is essenntially bad ass perscription asprin (heavy duty acetacetamiophin). I wanted to watch the bootleg copy of Ghostbusters that I've watched decades but I think the darkside threw it out. So I watched some of Return of the Jedi but I turned it off because I was passing out right when Luke Skywalker is dubbed "bantha fonder". As if anyone gave a fuck.