I heard
that
DC
is throwing the book
at that
dad
who called
me an asshole
at what seemed to
be the only
party for white kids
that night,
that 'Eve.
"Yr. really here?
like you are
actually in
this house right now?"
I asked him,
the makeshift
sheets and duct tape
marking the
ground rule doubles
of the evening.
totally meant it, too.
"Its because of assholes like you
that the cops are here"
Am I 21?
Do I fear arrest?
wait.
Am I an asshole?
ho-
ly shit.
ho-
ly shit.
There's totally
hundreds of kids,
here.
Aye mas.
"Pepper Spray
Party"
but not.
Way to go,
Lil' Evan.
I am become
"the enemy"
then.
oh well.
Dudes prevail.