You Arrogant Bastard

i just heard from Alapo shit whent down... far down.. oh dear

yeah men, I got stopped by a Secret Service or FBI Agent (whichever one it was said the other agency was on the case too, which is why I can't remember), they were talking big charges.

SHHH! Don't talk about them... they're in the walls!!!

This one goddam cop was uselessly insulting the kids, and I sacrastically said "Yeah, i'm only 16 i'm young I can't know the right thing" causing him to yell and threaten to "cause a scene" by beating me. I admit, I backed down. Backed down like a white DC kid facing an abrasive, possibly drug influenced DC cop. A black one, no less. This asshole was clearly... an asshole with ignorance enough to deny reason. He insulted the girls for having sex, and the guys for being sick, and having sex not only with young girls, but in some sort of male dominated orgy. Apparently he knew all about the party, and how sick we were...he patronized every kid sitting there, talked about beating them... well I guess cops do that...DC cops.

(and cops in general)

Cops don't like sarcasm, man.

that is heavy.... its a good thing I opted for the Burger King Drive-Thru Party instead.

Federal... that is heavy, "weight has nothing to do with it."

what exactly occurred... BEYOND BORDERS?

Actually I wasn't there...

If you're going to frisbee I'll talk to you there.

N-eye-ther was eye.

I cannae run.

someone explain what the fuck is going on.
these esoteric posts are getting to be too much...
even for me.

lol dudez

yo cobayoloco whatup

remember how we were at a sex party and like 10 dudes banged those 3 underage girls and then we all go caught by the cops. shit that wa s sweet

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This has a comment to word ratio of about 1.

"How long have you been living in there?"
I haven't been living there.
"How many people were living there?"
I don't think anyone was living there.
"How long have they been there?"
I really don't know, I don't know of anyone living there.

ben storch punched me in the face

"can we take whatever we want?"
"Take whatever you want, but eat whatever you take"

oh, yo saul, heard they let you walk... nice.

Hahah dco nice one. "But what is beyond it...beyond borders..." hah

I don't understand why this party was even attempted. Biggest shortsighted move ever.

There can never be a mattress party part 2..that shit was too perfectly pulled off for there to ever be a sequel.

All the 18s walked, it seems.

My favorite quote was "I gotta get pictures!" amidst the frenzied talk of "cops!" "get the hell out of here"

From what I heard about the party, that is.

Well the Mattress partys execution was far from flawless Lindsay, I mean there were a lot of minor and financial problems, but this one was definetly even more hastily planed.

yesterday was one of the most brilliant moments of my high school life and i won't have anybody talking shit about it. post coming soon, i promise. pictures and everything. whole nine yards

Yes, we can't forget about the financial losses, job losses...but the party itself was great.

I look forward to your blog sw.

what the fuck is going down?

Wait for the blog, it will explain all.

ALL!

blur faces, dude

I second that.

I'm staying tuned, man. But the awaiting process is driving me insane

i'll blur em

WHERE IS THE BLOG!!! WHERE!!! THE FUCK!!!! Now i'll be bored all through computer graphics. oh well, i'll just deride my Orthodox Eritrean friend for his remaining, exiguous sanity.

http://www.dazereader.com/jonahfalcon1.jpg

OH MY DEAR LORD. THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

Saul cohen jpeg?

How much you want to bet it's a dick?

Where is it?

Perhaps you should change the name of your blog to You LAZY Bastard.

You lazy bastard.

bam