September 23, 2004
What Kids Do in College
Fill out those applications, kiddies- you wouldn't want to miss out on this glorious lifestyle!
Self (1:57:23 AM): what it isPosted by sw at September 23, 2004 02:41 PM
Reptile (1:57:39 AM): what up cuz
Self (1:57:50 AM): nuttin
Self (1:57:53 AM): hows SUNNY CAL
Reptile (1:58:04 AM): going quite well
Reptile (1:58:12 AM): hows nyc
Self (1:58:23 AM): going quite well as WELL
Reptile (1:58:42 AM): WELL thats good to hear
Reptile (2:01:04 AM): so what have you been up to
Self (2:01:44 AM): just... reading and drinking
Self (2:01:47 AM): thats the cycle
Reptile (2:01:51 AM): nice
Self (2:02:00 AM): yous?
Reptile (2:02:06 AM): same mostl
Reptile (2:02:07 AM): y
Reptile (2:02:37 AM): but ive had to cut back on my drinking since i almost got alcohol poisoning accidentally
Self (2:03:08 AM): shit man
Self (2:03:11 AM): what happened
Reptile (2:03:28 AM): well i was drinking vodka and propel fitness water
Self (2:03:33 AM): hahaha
Reptile (2:03:40 AM): which apparently makes it so you get more fucked up
Reptile (2:03:55 AM): some stupid shit about eloctrolites or something
Reptile (2:03:59 AM): which i didnt know
Self (2:04:13 AM): aye
Reptile (2:04:17 AM): so i drank an amount i thought would get me normally fucked up
Reptile (2:04:30 AM): but i got completely shitfaced
Reptile (2:04:56 AM): and ended up falling asleep naked and puking on my roommates bed
Self (2:05:05 AM): hahaaha
Reptile (2:05:22 AM): he was pretty mad at first but he got over pretty quickly
Self (2:05:32 AM): how did you manage to wind up naked
Reptile (2:05:50 AM): well i was at this beach themed party where there was a pool
Reptile (2:05:58 AM): which i was standing next to
Reptile (2:06:10 AM): saying i was going to go in but i wasnt planning to
Reptile (2:06:22 AM): then someone pushed me in
Reptile (2:06:38 AM): so when i got home i took off all my clothes which were wet
Self (2:06:40 AM): ah
Reptile (2:07:22 AM): funny this was was that when some people came in to see if i was alright, i for awhile refused to put clothes back on
Reptile (2:07:41 AM): and was talking to campus safety people naked as well
Self (2:08:15 AM): hahaahaa
Self (2:08:21 AM): thats great
Reptile (2:08:39 AM): so i think im getting a fine
Reptile (2:08:44 AM): but not sure for how much
Self (2:10:00 AM): well thats what happens when:
Self (2:10:10 AM): you drink vodka and propel fitness water!
Reptile (2:10:14 AM): yeah
Self (2:10:21 AM): :::applause::::
Reptile (2:10:23 AM): i know that now
Reptile is idle at 2:22:14 AM.
Didn't Sub-Zero used to not drink?
Posted by: DHI at September 23, 2004 04:40 PMyeah but he's changed his ways. he drives now too, if you get my drift.
and way to pick up on that reference. you get 3 YOU ARROGANT BASTARD STAR POINTS
is Sub-Zero related to F-Zero?
Posted by: dcohen at September 24, 2004 11:20 AMwhy would you ever want to drink vodka with propel fitness water? you're not getting drunk as fast as you would drinking vodka straight, and propel fitness water is not going to actually make it taste any better. that makes no sense.
Posted by: farbs at September 25, 2004 03:40 AMi demand an explanation.
Posted by: farbs at September 25, 2004 01:31 PMNow I think there's something wrong here, because vodka and gatorade is REALLY COMMON FUCKING DRINK; in fact its the bare elements to the legendary JRussell BombNo!!! beverage (no more than four). It makes that Russian poison delicious, and I never fell ill. Propel is made by Gatorade and it tastes like water in a glass that gatorade in it before the water was poured in. I think the situation here is that Reptile just can't drink for shit because he's a tiny bastard, and he just got trashed for the first time, no more, no less. Casa blaca!
Posted by: JRuss at September 25, 2004 03:19 PMhttp://www.cocaineinmotion.com/swblog/images/bombno.jpg
Posted by: sw at September 25, 2004 05:11 PMscorp's a light weight.
Posted by: JRuss at September 26, 2004 03:01 PMDON'T USE THE FIRST HALF OF HIS REAL NICKNAME!!!!!!
Posted by: DHI at September 26, 2004 05:56 PMMan, whoever this reptile kid is, hes a real dumbass.
Posted by: Scorpion at September 27, 2004 01:14 AMOh, and JRuss, your mom is afucking lightweight.
Posted by: Scorpion at September 27, 2004 01:15 AMsure man.
fuck up.
Is propel fitness water just aqua with a few drops of LSD?
Posted by: dcohen at September 28, 2004 07:31 PMSo the embarassed culprit would have you believe, but really it is just water with a few drops of he's a lightweight.
Posted by: DHI at September 29, 2004 05:20 PMMike Furir Mike 79
Posted by: Mike Furir 745 at April 8, 2006 12:23 PM