You Arrogant Bastard

Man, I can't get enough of those hot ass COLLAGE GIRLS. I actually had this ridiculous dream the other night that I was back at Janney and I was sitting at the lunch table. There was that woman with the beard who Im sure was pretty nice but I just couldnt get over that beard. And Spiro was at the table doing his usual apple routine, but the fucked up part was that apparently Spiro had changed his name to Vladeck. And everyone was chanting his name as he tooth-knifed that apple, Vladeck! Vladeck! Vladeck!

spiro looks exactly the same today as he did in 3rd grade, but now he wears soccer jerseys instead of humiliating himself routinely

and his teeth finally fit his skull

I think all those comment-sex-bots are finally influencing the readers. this must be the most sex search I've seen since I tried using booble.

which doesn't work.

who is this "GRB"?
does any one know where Spiro goes to college?

Dude, half of the sex results link back to these lists. As in the page on CiM they found for their search was another one of the lists on this blog. All the sex terms combine with the other random words to create unusual combinations, and, therefore, lots of hits.

I still don't understand what this list means. Somebody explain...They only way I've ever gotten to cocaineinmotion.com is by typing in "cocaineinmotion" and hitting ctrl+enter.

These are random people that wander into the site via search engines. There are lots of them, it seems. And they search very often for weird fetishist porn.

discoe has exploded the hilarity of the search string list...or was it rigged all along???

"average penis size university of california at san francisco"

where is the answer to this one?

I'm just trying to figure out the goings on of getting tickled then penetrated...and flatulent donkeys.

Damn dizardo, I am none other than your hostly Michigan host.

i understand that they are searches, but so many of them don't make any sense. are the searches combined somehow?

No, they are not combined. Some people are bad at the internet.

i guess i just could't conceive of that level of stupidity. I mean, what the hell is someone looking for when they search for "fuck straightedge shirt"?

"average penis size university of california at san francisco"

all those UC schools are full of asians.
You know what dat means.

"movie private school jewish girl cocaine"

none of the movies include that. i want the dvd by the way. but i would have to agree that these "strings" are getting more and more sexual and vulgar as the months go on. perhaps we should all try to include fluffy bunnies in our next entries, eh?

horses fucking fluffy bunnies
bunnies have sex with mother and then they are pregnant
fluffy bunnies in a blender

Herbephile, they are looking for a shirt that says "Fuck Straightedge", which to them is a grammatically correct message.

Vicki, that's a very naive request.
In the fetish world, "fluffy bunnies" are like the FILTHIEST things ever.

The "skeleton rape" search confused me. How does one rape a skeleton -- First of all it's fucking dead and secondly, would you "rape" it in the genital area?

maybe it means rape BY a skeleton.

fucking in bomber jackets

the comedy of this entry has not been commented on

maybe it means rape BY a skeleton.

fucking in bomber jackets

the comedy of this entry has not been commented on

just because you kept the last name doesn't prove me wrong, kike

hold it, Enid.

I confess to looking for "benoit balls." Or maybe he lied about having them

I confess to looking for "benoit balls." Or maybe he lied about having them