December 08, 2005
Assessing Scorpion's Financial Future
Posted by sw at December 8, 2005 03:53 PM
Self: i trust you know by now
Self: your wilkerson jersey has been rendered factually incorrect and historically outdated
Self: thus you now possess a valuable collectors item
Self: bring it to the next reservation swap meet
Self: and trade it for an antique rifle
Self: use that rifle to murder someone
Self: they won't be able to track the bullet or the gun
Self: as the rifle predates our FUCKING DRACONIAN gun legislation
Self: you will literally get away with murder
Self: and your personal worth will skyrocket as a result
Self: you will be asked to lecture at major universities
Self: you will stay in all the finest hotels
Self: women will suckle at your gonads
Self: for just a chance to speak with the man who got away with murder
Self: and think, scorpion:
Self: think:
Self: it was all because you bought that brad wilkerson jersey
Self: because in your excitement about a team that you had not previously followed, moving to your hometown
Self: you didn't know who was going to be good and who was going to be shitty
Self: and in your naive purchase
Self: you have set yourself for life
ScorpionIzzo: lol
ScorpionIzzo: good point
Self: congratulations my friend
ScorpionIzzo: yup yup
ScorpionIzzo: now whose jersey should i get now
Self: well we already traded castilla right? he sucked too
Self: lets see, who else sucks
ScorpionIzzo: hey wilkie didnt suck
Self: hah i knew you'd say that
ScorpionIzzo: but anyway i think ill wait a little this time to see who doesnt play like shit
Self: yeah
Self: in other news, i pulled my back out vomiting the other night
Self: and its preventing me from getting anything done
Wilkerson didn't really suck, he had them doubles and walks and was a good fielder that could play first when NJ was out of comission.
That said he wasn't that good either.
Yo get a PATTERSON jersey.
Patterson is the future.
Also same first name
guillen or cordero of course. wtf?
Shit, that really sucks you threw your back out. You must have been pretty serious about that party. Hope you're feeling better!
Posted by: Lindsay at December 11, 2005 07:54 AMtwas food poisonin'
Posted by: sw at December 12, 2005 02:38 PMah! even worse! are there any things/places/foods I should stay away from in New York?
Posted by: Lindsay at December 12, 2005 03:50 PM143 strikeouts yo. not cool.
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