January 19, 2006

Money Fight!

Participate in a Psychology Study: Up to 100,000 dollars for 20 minutes of your time! Today 2pm

Merced 99: so i hear you have a couch now
Self: tis tru
Merced 99: your personal wealth has just exploded
Merced 99: exponentially
Merced 99: what are your feelings on this matter
Self: well, considering what's been going on with the markets these past few days, i'm glad i've got some of my holdings in couch
Merced 99: and, given the continued volatility in cooch, it's good to make long term investments
Self: my plan is to withdraw all my money tomorrow and spend all of it on spaceship material
Self: before the bank crisis--- which is sure to happen
Merced 99: NO BUT LITERALLY
Self: i guess you could say i plan to cause a banking crisis
Self: by walking into a bank frantically and demanding to withdraw all of my money
Merced 99: and then all the other suckers will follow you
Merced 99: you should complain of some asteroid concern
Self: of course, i won't tell the rest of the customers why-- i wouldn't want spaceship material price inflation
Self: i will just run into a bank, screaming about a bank crisis, and demand all of my money
Self: and encourage others to do the same
Merced 99: what about imminent cosmic destruction by asteroid impact?
Self: i wonder how people in banks are trained to react if somebody does something like that
Self: is it like saying "bomb" in an airport now?
Self: look that asteroid thing is a rumor
Self: is it illegal to conspire to cause a banking crisis?
Merced 99: probably
Self: certainly it would be legal for us and, say, 100 of our friends to withdraw our funds...
Merced 99: but what if you didn't benefit at all?
Self: we could say it is for a "money fight"
Self: where we throw money at each other
Self: and eventually devolve into beastlike physical warring
Self: for control of the massive amounts of money bring thrown
Self: there's your 20 minute psychology experiment
Self: hah
Merced 99: let's do it

Posted by sw at January 19, 2006 12:06 AM
Comments

This reminds me of a plan I had to try to double your money by saying that it should exist both at the bank and in your posession in physical form, but I forgot how it worked.

Posted by: DHI at January 19, 2006 03:01 AM

FDIC

Posted by: farbs at January 19, 2006 06:17 PM

this money grabbing fight experiment would be really cool if you made sure none of the people in the fight spoke the same language. then you could observe how they react to one another. you should start out with an american guy, a russian woman, a british guy, a chinese woman, and a french dude. then you should see how it plays out.

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