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Merced 99: so i hear you have a couch now
Self: tis tru
Merced 99: your personal wealth has just exploded
Merced 99: exponentially
Merced 99: what are your feelings on this matter
Self: well, considering what's been going on with the markets these past few days, i'm glad i've got some of my holdings in couch
Merced 99: and, given the continued volatility in cooch, it's good to make long term investments
Self: my plan is to withdraw all my money tomorrow and spend all of it on spaceship material
Self: before the bank crisis--- which is sure to happen
Merced 99: NO BUT LITERALLY
Self: i guess you could say i plan to cause a banking crisis
Self: by walking into a bank frantically and demanding to withdraw all of my money
Merced 99: and then all the other suckers will follow you
Merced 99: you should complain of some asteroid concern
Self: of course, i won't tell the rest of the customers why-- i wouldn't want spaceship material price inflation
Self: i will just run into a bank, screaming about a bank crisis, and demand all of my money
Self: and encourage others to do the same
Merced 99: what about imminent cosmic destruction by asteroid impact?
Self: i wonder how people in banks are trained to react if somebody does something like that
Self: is it like saying "bomb" in an airport now?
Self: look that asteroid thing is a rumor
Self: is it illegal to conspire to cause a banking crisis?
Merced 99: probably
Self: certainly it would be legal for us and, say, 100 of our friends to withdraw our funds...
Merced 99: but what if you didn't benefit at all?
Self: we could say it is for a "money fight"
Self: where we throw money at each other
Self: and eventually devolve into beastlike physical warring
Self: for control of the massive amounts of money bring thrown
Self: there's your 20 minute psychology experiment
Self: hah
Merced 99: let's do it