August 27, 2003
Canada bans Smilez and...Southstar
Wednesday August 27th 2003
Montreal -- World renown rappers Smilez and Southstar have recently encountered trouble entering Canada when they presented grinning passport photos to Canadian authorities. The immigration control officer in charge could not confirm their identities claiming "Smilez's smile covered so much of his face that I could not in good conscience admit him[to Canada] without having some auxillary verification of his identity. For all I knew he could have been this man [holding picture]."
The offended rappers were eventually admitted, but were informed shortly thereafter that Canada had just passed legislation banning smiles (and frowns) on their own passport photos and were scolded "maybe your country should invest in a similar practice." As a half Inuit with double citizenship in both the US and Canada, Smilez's partner Southstar was said to be quite aghast at the new passport regulations as his Canadian passport is set to expire November 22 2003. A Canadian government spokesperson took the liberty to inform Southstar personally that he "has shit luck," because the smile amnesty is set to terminate on November 3, and non-compliers would be jailed indefinitely.
Posted by Nostradamus at August 27, 2003 12:52 PMyeah, writing is nice and all but PLEASE post a picture of yourself. my friend has fallen in love with you-she thinks your posts are inspirational and has dropped her whole presby pride shit in favor of your cultured little corner of the web log world. her name is Sweet 'n Low aka my creepy friend. she found your mothers website "sally martin cabaret artist" and while she does feel a certain connetion to you after listening to excerpts of "Journeys", she'd still like to see what she imagines is a remarkably handsome face.
Posted by: Sweet, normal girl with creepy friend at September 1, 2003 12:24 AMwho among us hasn't jerked off to pictures of a vacant trevor martin at one time or another?
tbag looks like you got some admyryrz
Posted by: sw at September 1, 2003 09:48 PM
wow. this is my first time reading your blog.
you're so dreamy.
is it true your picture is here at
www.tubgirl.com?
wow.
you're nifty.
-ma$ey gray
Posted by: ma$e at September 5, 2003 01:06 AMbahahahahawhah
Posted by: fsfgsdgf at September 10, 2003 11:42 PMthat is so dumb Smilez and southstar are the shit what you talking bout?
EVEN IF SMILEZ...SOUTHSTAR WAS BANNED FROM CANADA, THEY'RE STILL VERY SKILLED RAPPERS AND SOUTHSTAR IS STILL FYN AS HELL
P.S. CANADA SUX, N E WAYZ!
Posted by: Adonis at October 21, 2003 01:06 PMSMILZ AND SOUTH STAR YOU ARE SO FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: PORCHA at November 5, 2003 07:40 PMSMILZ AND SOUTH I JUST WONT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MY COUSIN THINK YOUR CUTE SO DO I.
BUT ITS STILL DJ AND CANDICE FOR LIFE
Ain't no disgrace to be poor - but might as well be.
Posted by: Geyer Laura Talley at December 10, 2003 05:40 PMi think smilez and southstar is so fine and hot. they got it going on. and * i love you smilez& southstar*
Posted by: makyla c larenzo at December 17, 2003 10:44 PMIf I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Posted by: Landolf Matt at January 9, 2004 02:58 PMsouthstar baby you a fine a$$ nigaz silva dolla holla
love ya sexy lil baby mama
"keep up the hot work Smilez and Southstar."
Yal got some tight hit...Peace out HoMiE's!
just to let ya know southstar is the asian 1 smilez is the back one
Posted by: gangstergirl at March 2, 2004 01:03 PMjust to let ya know southstar is the asian 1 smilez is the black one
Posted by: gangstergirl at March 2, 2004 01:04 PMAn unimportant door is never locked.
Posted by: Green Mark at March 17, 2004 05:57 AM